Monday, June 14, 2004

so, anyone want to guess how much it costs to cure a cats "tummy ache"? did you guess $625.00? If you did, you are correct! can you fucking believe that? holy shit. i am officially going into the curing cats of "tummy aches" business. ...Where is this coming from you ask? so my cat got sick and was pissing and shitting all over the house. So of course, we rushed him to the 24 hour vet. I guess they ran every immaginable test on him to find out what was wrong, to no avail. we called abotu 4 times on Sunday to check on him, and each time, he was "doing great" and everyone there loved him and he seemed to be acting like his normal self, from, what i was being told. however, they insisted on keeping him there for "observation" the entire day. also, without asking, i was given "economic updates" on what our running total was. I asked how much more it would cost to keep him over night, and I was told it would be "a few more shots and other things" keep in mind, they can't really find anything wrong, yet, he needs a few more shots if he stays overnight. so i tell them screw that, i am coming to pick him up. so i do, and as I am being handed the bill, I ask the male receptionist ((gay) <---and i am not just saying that cause he is a male receptionist, i am saying that because of the uber-gay lisp he had.) what was wrong with Tarzan (the cat) , he looks over things and tells me it looks like he just had a "tummy ache"...as I am handed this $625 bill. WOW. WOW. WOW. Hey kids, what does this spell: S C A M.

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