Here is a screenshot of the game Fable, coming to Xbox, September 14th...check itout at http://www.xbox.com 

A friend sent me this link on AIM tonight, check out this, it's good for a laugh:


http://www.maplegreen.com/kitty.avi

I posted a picture of a spider on my back porch a couple weeks ago, well, this one is on my front porch, and is 4 times the size of the other one. I would say he is about 1 inch in size. This is one scary fucker. He/She builds a new web every night, and it is a bad ass web every time. Why all the pictures of spiders? Cause they're there, ok? 

I just hooked my PC up to my TV and I now have a copy of Windows XP Media Center Edition. Oh Yeah! This shit is tight. 

Animal Lover? If so, check out this link: http://www.cosaintrescue.com/specialneeds.htm It is a resue page for St. Bernards. Thanks!

From Reuters (www.reuters.co.uk):

Georgian drives with headless friend
Mon 30 August, 2004 15:47
ATLANTA (Reuters) - A Georgia man who drove home with a friend's headless body after a truck accident then went to bed while the remains dangled out the window faces charges including vehicular homicide and drunk driving, police say.
John Hutcherson, covered in blood and visibly inebriated, was arrested in bed on Sunday morning after a local resident out on a stroll observed a headless, bloody body hanging out of the 21-year-old man's truck, Cobb County police said.
Hutcherson was due to make an initial court appearance on Monday.
Police said that Hutcherson and his friend, identified as Francis Brohm, 23, were returning from a bar outside Atlanta early Sunday morning when their black 1992 Chevrolet Z-71 pickup hit a curb near a telephone pole.
Brohm, partially outside the window at the time, was decapitated by a guide wire on the telephone pole, according to police, who recovered his head at the crash site. "Alcohol is believed to be a contributing factor," police said.


What the hell was this guy thinking?

busy fucking day. Golf and Poker tonight, if I ever get out of here. Looks like it is going to be a long work day.

Fable, for the Xbox, looks like it is going to be the sickest game ever made. I feel my video game addiction coming back....

here is a picture of Mike Omera, for those of you wondering what he looks like. A handsome man, I must say...

*obviously, this is not mike omera, just for the record....*

Any of you all listen to the Don & Mike show? I do, there is nothing better on on the afternoons and they do make me laugh sometimes. Anyways, Mike Omera (or however you spell it) owns a bar in my hometown. He is a fucking asshole, and has no respect for the business. So, if your ever in Manassas, VA, DON'T goto Omera's, there are plenty of other good bars in town, Like K.C.'s.....

*the views expressed in this post are my own opinion, noone else's, just for the record*

I watched a movie with Kim last night: The Girl Next Door I have to say, it was a good flick. It was a bit cheesy at times, but there were enough laughs in there to make it a good movie. The acting was good too. There are some titties in there, but not a whole lot. Seriously though, it was pretty good. I bought it, and I will probably watch it again in the near future. Go pick up a copy from Blockbuster or Bestbuy and check it out for yourself. It's about a dorky kid, who is class president, and a porn star moves in next door, thru her, he gains a little popularity, but not too much. Her career comes into play, and there are some interseting characters related the porn industry. I guess it's a love story, but like I said, there are plenty of laughs.

My buddy, Tim, sent me this picture, and suggested I post it here, so here it is. What? 

yo, check out my boys website: http://www.beachproductions.net He runs a video production company in Atlantic City. My boy from way back. Holla.

what the fuck is going on here?: http://www.ilovebees.com
The gaming community seems to think it has something to do with the release of Halo 2. Who knows. It is a bunch of giberish to me. Apperently, there are GPS locations and times that a phone call will occour, if someone answers with the proper "codeword" a peice of the puzzle is unlocked. Weird shit. Anyways, the gaming community is freaking out...

My legs still hurt.

I've fallen down. Now, I need to get back up, brush myself off, and put the pieces back together. One by one. I need to rebuild.


Oh, and my legs hurt so bad I can barely walk. I guess from paintball, I was squating a lot thoughout the day, and I am fucking sore as shit now. Intense pain. Walking up and down stairs is a spectical.

Shit, my whole life is a sight to behold. What will he do next? Will he fuck up, or shine? Stay tuned folks...

Ahhh....Monday.

First off, sorry for not coming out on Thursday Jill. My bad. I am sorry I didn't get to see you this time around.

So I went paintballing on Sunday w/ my oldest friend, Timmy. Man, I had a blast. Paintball is shit-tons of fun. I have numorous welts on my back, side, hand and arm, and it hurt like a motherfucker when I got hit, but you forget about the pain instantly, thinking about playing the next round. The course we played on was pretty nice, and both Tim and I really liked the people running it. I definataly did not feel ripped off when the day was over. The staff was really helpfull and nice. www.skylinepaintball.com <---I think. Anyone in the D.C. area should check them out. So I think I killed about 12 people, and I died about 7 times. So I did ok... I tend to charge right in. I can't stand sitting there waiting for something to happen. I am trying to get a group together for next week. We shall see.

Any of you all watching that show Entorage on HBO? It's pretty good. If your in your early to late-twenties, you might get a kick out of it. Sunday nights at 10:30 est. I think there are only 2 episodes left in this season though. Anyways, if you see it on, stop and check it out, you may like what you see.

Well, it's almost 5pm and I am about to jet. Work went by fast today, I had my office to myself. Rosie and Jenna (2 of my co-workers) were both out today. Man, Monday's suck so bad though. By far, the worst day of the week.

This is the mural I made from bottlecaps for Kim. It was a birthday present, and it says Kimmie in Chinese. I think I am going to fill in the blue part with silver bottle caps, but I ran out. 

Timmy, after paintball. I have known him since I was 5. 

Me after paintball. Nice Hair! 

Timmy's License Plate. Read between the X's. The DMV has tried numorous times to send him new plates, but he keeps avoiding thim or sending them back. I wonder why they don't want him to have this plate?... 

Miller Lite or Budwiser? I for one choose Budwiser, after all, it is the King of Beers...  

A picture of Tarzan as a wee lad. The day we got the little rascals! 

The Simpsons: Best. Show. Ever. 

Friday. w00t! So I was checking in on Spike, the spider last night, and there appears to be another eggsack, in addition to the one that has allready produced babies, which are still present on the web. Also, it appears her mate has setup shop just above her web. He managed to snag a ladybug last night, and I took some pictures of him wrapping the lady bug up. I will post that picture at some later date.

I am so broke right now. All my paycheck, and bonus went to bills this time around. I ate Top Ramen noodles for dinner last night. I like the chicken flavor, but all I had was Oriental. Bleh.

Looking forward to the weekend. Nothing really planned, but I just am happy to not be at work. One of these days, I gotta get my place clean, but I hate the idea of working all day and then coming home and working more. That is the worst. I need to hire a maid....too bad I can't even afford food, let alone a personal servent. I need to be really rich in the future. I live the life of someone with money, which might be part of the reason I am so broke this pay period.

I rebuilt my computer last week, I can't remember if I mentioned that in an earlier post. I think the problem was bad memory, but I ended up replacing the motherboard, which basicly means I rebuilt the computer from scratch. It was my first time doing that without help, so it was somewhat satisfying once I got that sucka' running again. I still need to install my sound card.

I am starting to miss my brother, who is out in California, so I need to get a trip planned to go visit him sometime soon.

I have taken a break from video games for a long time, with the exception of Spiderman 2, which is a great game, by the way. Fable comes out next month, followed by Jaded Empire, Star Wars: Battlefront, and Halo 2 on November 9th. I am really looking forward to those 4 games. I have allready pre-ordered Fable and Halo 2. The last 9 months have been relatively dead in terms of good, new, Xbox games.

I finally figured out how to get my non-HD channels to spread out on my TV screen last night, I had been dealing with some annoying grey lines on both sides of the picture. Kinda amped about that.

Well, that's all for now. Happy Friday people!

Hot! 

Flying Ball Kick... 

Americans 

Here are some random pics I found on the net. I think these two were pretty similar. So, based on these two pics, who rocks harder?

Americans vs. Europeans 

Americans vs. Europeans 

A poem I wrote in high school. It just so happens it's the only one I remember off the top of my head:

Sometimes, I think,
Other times, I don't,
Either way, It never works,
It never works.

Kinda depressing, huh? What the hell was going on in my head? Must have been something to do with a girl.

more later...

I forgot to mention, the spider living outside on my back porch had many, many babies. I was able to get some semi-close pictures of the eggsack w/ the babies chillin on it, and I will try and remember to upload the pictures when I get home tonight. They will be up here eventually. Now I must decide what to do with these spiders....I don't want to kill them, but I do not want them to get into my house either...

Guess where my finger is going next? 

Ok. Here is a webpage that cracks me up everytime I look at it. I mean, i seriously almost crap my pants when I read this shit: http://www.realultimatepower.net/ It's all about Ninjas. Also, if you enjoy the site, you should check out their/his? book: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/080652569X/qid%3D1080859504/sr%3D8-1/102-5942448-1791319 Read the comments on the more information page. I think the "author" chimes in to give his appriciation to his readers.

I make peepee

Hello. First off: I now can see the Olympics in HD. WooooHoooo!!! I talked to my temporary roomate, and the cable guy came by around lunchtime. The roomate is currently sitting on my couch, with his jaw on the floor, basking in the beauty that is High Definition Television. It's about time.

I am a Redskins fan, have been my whole life. Everyone is really excited to have Joe Gibbs back, steering the ship, allthough, they lost on Saturday in their 2nd preseason game. Shitty. High hopes for this years team though. Pre-Season is bullshit anyways, but it is always nice to see your team win, even when it doesn't count.

I golfed yesterday. 9 holes. It took over 3 hours. The pace was so slow. I shot average, but it was a good time with my dad and his neighbor. I didn't drink, which is unusual, but I was kinda glad I didn't when it was all said and done. My Dad and I tied. w00t!

So I want to put some stories up here, from my past, but I need to think about which ones would be appropriate for this blog. I guess look for one here in the near future.

That's it for now. 3 hours, 15 minutes left of work, and I am counting it down today. I miss Kim right now, and I really want to see her. Love you baby.

So it's after 5pm, and I am still at work. Shitty. I had this settlement today, that was supposed to close at 2pm. It just started at 4:30pm. The worst part is, the borrower is a loan officer. He is supposed to be on top of things, he is suppposed to know how things work, and things are supposed to go very smooth. I had this guy pegged as trouble from the first time I talked to him. I could do his job better than he can, it's a lock. Fuck him. Becasue of him, I missed golf today. Becasue of him, I get to play in more traffic than ussual. Thanks Asshole. I hope your wife cheats on you and you walk in on it.

Not sure if I am doing anything exciting this weekend. I get HD Television on Monday. I have only waited a year for Crapcast to bring it to my area. Fuckers. Shit, at least I get to watch the Olympics in HD.

Olympics start tonight. Fuck watching the opening ceremonies (allthough I probably will). BOring in my book. Looking forward to the swimming events, and som eof the track and field. Personally, I prefer the Winter Olympics, but hey, I'll take what I can get.

Go USA!

I am for the legalization of Missle Launchers in America. :p

still hurting. work has been rough today, i can barely form complete sentences. the older i get, the worse my hangovers get. i have been watching Big Brother 5, on CBS, and it comes on tonight. somehting to look forward to other than sleeping, which i will be doing as soon as i get home. boring....

i am very hurting today. late night, tons of fun. more later.

Today is Kim's 23rd Birthday. Happy Birthday Kimmie! Words cannot express the way I feel about this woman. I really believe she is the one for me. I met Kim at her parents house for birthday cake last night, and I had a good time just hangin' out with the family. They are great people and I really enjoy spending time with them. Her dad can be a little intimidating, but he is a good guy, and I respect him a lot. He was playing song trivia with Kim the whole time we were there....Man, that guy knows his music. We got to sing Happy Birthday 3 times in a row! Once because the video camera wasn't ready, and once because Chugga-Chugga (Chooch (he will punch me for this)), Kim's younger brother showed up. It was fun. Then, Kim asked me if I wanted to goto Best Buy, and I got all excited and was shaking my head like a chicken or something, which I supposedly do all the time, and her mom called me out....Hard core: Jimmy is a Dork!! She was laughing hysterically, and I took it all in stride: Yes I Am! I replied. It was all in good fun though, but in all actuality, I am a dork. I mean, I have a blog.....

A pretty decent picture of yours truly. 

Kim and I about 6 months ago. 

This one goes out to you, buddy ole' pal. 

Today, one of my closest friends, turned his back on me and our friendship. The funny thing is, I was never anything but a friend to him. Too bad he didn't see it that way. Just remember man, this was all you. Good luck with everything. I mean that.

Kim with Gracie. 2 of my 3 bitches....j/k Kim...please don't hurt me. 

Let me just start by saying, I love Google. Far more than a search engine. Let me explain: So I bring my new digital camera into work today, and I did not bring the software with me, so I decide to use Picasa (sp?), which is a free digital photo organizer, from...you guessed it, Google. So I upload the pictures, and I am fiddling around with them, and I notice an icon that identifies itself as "hello". So I click on it, and it brings up a service (from Google) that allows you to upload pictures to the net, for free. Not only that, but it will upload your pictures directly to your Blog. How about that? So I sign up, and install everything...minutes later, I have my pics uploaded into my blog, with comments. Great! So that is why, today, I love Google.

The first picture is of my niece, Kerry. She is cute as shit. I believe she is about 6 months old, and this picture was taken about 1-2 months ago. The 2nd one of me, is just me being a goofball at home. I am excited to have a new camera! The 3rd picture is of my cat, Gracie. She is awesome. She is the cat who ran away for a week. Mind you, she is only 6 months old. Maybe 7 month, not sure, I will have to ask Kim. Anyways, we think she should be a cat model. The 4th picture is me, at work, being goofy, again. I was trying to convince my co-workers to allow me to photograph them, and they were worried about how they might look, so I took this picture of myself to show them it could not get any worse. It worked! ( I must look really bad, huh? j/k). The 5th picture is of my dog, Shiloh. Shiloh is a trip. The dog has some serious problems. She camps out, under my bed, for the better part of the day, and gets scared of the littlest things. Other times, she is very friendly and affectionate, especially with me & Kim. She is weird though, but I love her to death regardless. She is 4 years old now, and I have had her since she was 3 months old. Sometimes, when I have had a rough day, going home to unconditional love from your dog can really do a lot for the soul. Unless, of course, she is camped out under the bed. Then, I am pretty much screwed...lol. The last picture is of my newest roomate. Spike. Spike the spider. I think spike must have eaten the other spider that was there last week, cause he sure looks different. My buddy likes to entice people into checking Spike out, and then trying to push them into the web. I try and "guide" the moths into his/her web. I acctually think it is probably a her, being the egg sack attached to the web, plus, I think i saw her fuck buddy hanging out on her web last night, come to think of it, and I think female spiders are larger than their male counterparts, so Spike is definataly a female....dam, I wish I had picked a different name for her now. Oh well, Spike it is.

So anyways, I am going to start trying to find local wildlife and vegitation to take pictures of, and post on this blog from time to time. We will see how it goes.

I love you Kimmie.

Later.

My neice....Kerry Eileen...looking as cute as can be. 

Me at home...again, being goofy. 

Gracie...Cool ass cat.